This is sure to get a laugh, whether at home or actually hanging in a local watering hole. Hiding From The Wife'. Depending on your budget, there's a number of perfect excuses such as 'He's Not Here' or 'He Had One Drink And Left', but we would recommend forking out and opting for the 'Who??' Holes punched in each corner with folded edges. This fun and decorative metal sign will look great in your home, office or garage!